send this to someone on their birthday

damn honey, you only get one vagina... might be a good idea to treat is with a bit of care. This one might be past the point of no return and looks more like a pound of chopped beef.

Gotta love the class and etiquette of typical New Yorkers at a US Open tennis match. It looks like the Jersey Shore reject in the cheap seats tried to settle the woman down a few times, but she just kept nagging - and we all know that constant nagging eventually leads to 5 across the eyes!

sorry honey, read the fine print, if you have an anal fail... you get no money! thanks for letting us ream your ass anyway!

sometimes getting drunk is not enough to bang hot bitches with ugly faces. When the beer goggles render a chicks mug un-fuckable, go for the paper bag. good times will be had by all... just be careful not to get a paper cut!

hey bro, good try acting like you didn't just get blasted in the face with your own man sauce. The chick has no idea she just sent bullets in your direction... and if she did, it was very well played.

This is just so fucked up, and we are not posting this for LOL entertainment value. Honestly, hopefully someone will recognize this chick and help direct the police in her direction. She threw a bunch of puppies in a river & I hope she gets what is due in return.

look at this... this lucky guy just bought two Bikini Girls in a 2 for 1 special. Eager to get the new entertainment centers / house cleaning tools home, he dumped them on the ground when the shopping cart fell off a curb. bummer, now they are broken because the cry feature has been activated.

congratulations bro, your dick is so big that you have long life of handjobs in your future because no woman can take a dick that big - in the mouth or pussy. I might have a small dick, but who is laughing now, huh?

Listen to this dude screaming as he gets punched in the balls while unloading some cum into this chicks face - he sounds exactly like Seth Rogan. as a general rule, I do not punch chicks, but for her I would make an exception.

I guess that wearing a short slutty dress entitles you these days to being attacked by groups of black dudes on the streets. If you try to ignore them, they will beat you until you give them what they want.

Ok ladies, the first one to reach orgasm gets to join the sorority, the other one has to blow the football team for her chance to be considered for membership into the club.

I am beginning to wonder if serial killers are sending me some of the recent videos on uselessjunk.com. Just when you thought you had seen everything, along comes a clip like this where someone pours wet cement on a girl in a box... lets it harden, then bangs her exposed parts. seriously, WTF PEOPLE!!!!!

LOL... this acting is so bad and the movie plot is beyond absurd, but I found it to be entertaining as hell. Some sort of giant dust mite/tick/bug thing has an appetite for hot naked bitches, and there are a few who just so happen to live in this sorority house.

are you ready for some football? this stunning blond Colts fan is singing and dancing along to the Buffalo Bills rally song. Seriously though... I could care less if she was singing along to the Geico car insurance commercials... she is easy on the eyes and extremely entertaining. I would actually pay double the face value of the ticket price to sit behind her!

Ya know what... when you're stuck with 4.2 inch weiner and the endurance of that fat fuck from ABC's Lost... propositioning a random big-dicked black dude to bang your wife really might not be all that great of an idea.